| Date | Message |
| 05:31:29 - August 28th, 2008 | The technologically advanced city of Mosul, Iraq was sat on by danqueca. 1 frightened peace-loving reservist army (2,220 troops) was surprised while waiting for the pizza boy. 2,470 attacking troops dropped to their knees and started crying. david42189 was not sure whether or not the city was lost and had to wait till after these commercials... (City Lost) |
| 05:31:09 - August 28th, 2008 | The so-clean-you-can-eat-off-the-loo city Anchorage, United States of America renamed their sports stadium in honour of their new leader 00oo... Place your bets: How long will it take for this city to change owner again?. (City Occupied) |
| 05:30:07 - August 28th, 2008 | The zombie-infested township of Anchorage descended into anarchy when when johneinpsg was inspecting the outer wall of the city and stumbled upon the enemy. (City Unoccupied) |
| 05:29:56 - August 28th, 2008 | The peaceful, yet boring city of Boston was no longer in the grip of a maniac when Hollow_Cost decided to consolidate his civic holdings elsewhere. (City Unoccupied) |
| 05:26:43 - August 28th, 2008 | The mad owner from the city of Antsiranana, Madagascar got a new ruler named Gugol_Khan. The members of the revolutionary city council were arrested and the dictator commanded a curfew. (City Occupied) |
| 05:26:07 - August 28th, 2008 | The misinformed city of Antsiranana became one the first cities without a ruler when Gugol_Khan went out for some fresh air but accidently closed the door behind him with the keys on the inside. (City Unoccupied) |
| 05:25:55 - August 28th, 2008 | The maiden-filled city Boston, United States of America was hit by Hollow_Cost. 4 defending armies of Chuck Norris-clones (49,400 troops) saw what the seals were capable of. 33,783 attacking troops were placed in a corner with dunce caps... oh, and they died. outofnowhere wondered if he was, and then he was not a ruler. (City Lost) |
| 05:25:24 - August 28th, 2008 | The peaceful, yet boring city of Antsiranana, Madagascar was attacked by a Tie Fighter piloted by Gugol_Khan. 1 scared defending army (15,050 troops) challenged the enemy to a game of life or death-gewar and lost it. 12,100 attacking troops came out with sticks and stones and were defeated easily. Snail was driven from office by a swarm of paper airplanes. (City Lost) |
| 05:20:56 - August 28th, 2008 | The prosperous city of Columbus, United States of America renamed their sports stadium in honour of their new leader outofnowhere. Let us hope stability will finally come to this region now. (City Occupied) |
| 05:20:20 - August 28th, 2008 | The zombie-infested township of Milan, Italy was sat on by johneinpsg. 2 tyrannical defending armies (200 troops) were killed by a weapon they had never seen before. Some people said the attacker used extraterrestrial technology but nobody believed them except Scully and Mulder. 174 attacking men were turned into girls after stating they hated red...and then met Mercury. Draganos grew a long fringe and started listening to emo music. (City Lost) |
| 05:18:53 - August 28th, 2008 | The musical city of Rio Gallegos, Argentina laid out the red carpet for filibuster. The inhabitants offered the new ruler seven maidens but this offer was declined. (City Occupied) |
| 05:17:59 - August 28th, 2008 | The freak city of Vancouver, Canada was brutally attacked by a Star Destroyer under the command of 00oo... 2 defending armies of badly trained reservists (3,200 troops) were sliced with many Hattori Hanzos swords. 3,256 attacking troops could not cope with the loss of Starbuck on BSG and flew themselves right into a storm. Loced escaped through an underground tunnel, only to pop up in the local bar and is reportedly still there. (City Lost) |
| 05:15:54 - August 28th, 2008 | The pure and pristine city of Labrador City, Canada was bullied by filibuster. No underpaid armies (67 troops) were slaughtered while sleeping off their intoxication after the last victory party. 100 attacking bloody vampires were splattered with holy water and spiced with garlic. Draganos was crowned King of the Hill by the local citizens. (City retained) |
| 05:10:51 - August 28th, 2008 | The decadent city of Ancona, Italy could not believe their bad luck, when out of all the people their new ruler was gordon444. Place your bets: How long will it take for this city to change owner again?. (City Occupied) |
| 05:10:13 - August 28th, 2008 | The revolted city of Bologna resembled a revolving door of leaders again when johneinpsg read a book of Stephen Hawking, created a black hole and disappeared in infinity. (City Unoccupied) |
| 05:02:32 - August 28th, 2008 | The economically relevant city of Naha, Japan was hit upon by royalmile. 2 malnourished defending armies (13,011 troops) had their feelings really hurt. 9,521 attacking troops came out with sticks and stones and were defeated easily. TheDuke exchanged the city for a nice grave. (City Lost) |
| 05:01:11 - August 28th, 2008 | The industrially polluted city of Telegraph Creek, Canada had no other choice than to give the power to nuker. Place your bets: How long will it take for this city to change owner again?. (City Occupied) |
| 05:01:03 - August 28th, 2008 | The city of Telegraph Creek suddenly was without ruler when the mad dictator nuker decided to peacefully abandon the city. Do not let the door hit you on your way out, was the last thing someone yelled. (City Unoccupied) |
| 05:00:55 - August 28th, 2008 | The emo city of Telegraph Creek, Canada was hit by nuker. 1 defending wimpery army (8,105 troops) switched sides when noticing the enemy was run by CTU. 3,448 attacking madmen were killed. Loced was set free outside the city walls...naked. And trust me...that was not a pretty sight. (City Lost) |
| 04:58:22 - August 28th, 2008 | The tree hugger city of Bologna, Italy should not have insulted johneinpsg. 2 bloodthirsty defending armies (16,000 troops) were killed while resting on strawberry fields during their free time. 14,019 attacking troops were accidentally beamed into nowhere and never seen again. Valandil tried to commit suicide but died trying. (City Lost) |
| 04:57:44 - August 28th, 2008 | The politically corrupt city of Whitehorse, Canada was attacked by a Tie Fighter piloted by johneinpsg. 1 scared defending army (3,456 troops) was sent back to the stoneage. 3,919 attacking bloody vampires were splattered with holy water and spiced with garlic. gtruscott could not care less to have lost the city as the inhabitants were quite annoying with that dialect. (City Lost) |
| 04:57:41 - August 28th, 2008 | The incredible city Telegraph Creek, Canada opened their doors for Loced. We all know this is going to get messy. (City Occupied) |
| 04:56:50 - August 28th, 2008 | The misinformed city of Johannesburg, South Africa was struck by Gugol_Khan. 2 defending armies of elderly men (17,377 troops) were actually really hurt in this battle. 17,744 attacking troops learned their tactics from the tv serie Heroes and found out they could neither fly or turn back time. They were also not immortal. LuckyLuciano grew a long fringe and started listening to emo music. (City Lost) |
| 04:56:21 - August 28th, 2008 | The maiden-filled city Vienna, Austria was ambushed by techtrenton. No defending super troupers (6 troops) were killed by a weapon they had never seen before. Some people said the attacker used extraterrestrial technology but nobody believed them except Scully and Mulder. 100 attacking troops were lined up, shot, lined up again, and shot again. Valandil was so full of adrenaline after the victory, that the citizens reportedly saw their ruler running naked through the streets, screaming WHO IS YOUR DADDY!!??. (City retained) |
| 04:55:46 - August 28th, 2008 | The politically corrupt city of Fairbanks, United States of America had a prophecy about this day, when they bowed down to the new messiah nuker. It is time to train those armies. The enemy is on the way. (City Occupied) |
| 04:53:20 - August 28th, 2008 | The poor city of Spokane, United States of America was hit upon by 00oo... 2 defending armies of badly trained reservists (200 troops) saw what the seals were capable of. 304 attacking troops were plucked, fried, and served with a nice white wine. Loced escaped through an underground tunnel, only to pop up in the local bar and is reportedly still there. (City Lost) |
| 04:53:15 - August 28th, 2008 | The prosperous city of Tri-Cities, United States of America became the playground of 00oo... 1 well dressed army (16 troops) was surprised while waiting for the pizza boy. 21 attacking troops got a one-way ticket to hell and never came back. Loced could not care less to have lost the city as the inhabitants were quite annoying with that dialect. (City Lost) |
| 04:53:00 - August 28th, 2008 | The poverty stricken Copenhagen, Denmark was invaded by Loced. 1 defending wimpery army (1,438 troops) was surprised while waiting for the pizza boy. 1,500 attacking troops were sent to check if God really exists way before they originally intended to. Valandil would perhaps not have lost the city if he was actually online. (City Lost) |
| 04:52:57 - August 28th, 2008 | The so-clean-you-can-eat-off-the-loo city Tri-Cities, United States of America was brutally attacked by 00oo... No well trained defending armies (84 troops) found themselves talking with Casper The Friendly Ghost. 100 attacking troops were exterminated. Loced was allowed to keep the city for a little while longer. (City retained) |
| 04:52:17 - August 28th, 2008 | The musical city of Dallas-Fort Worth, United States of America opened their doors for robotech. We all know this is going to get messy. (City Occupied) |
| 04:51:56 - August 28th, 2008 | The decadent city of Fort Nelson, Canada laid out the red carpet for nuker. A statue was erected in the town square, but it was only bolted down for easy removal. (City Occupied) |
| 04:50:15 - August 28th, 2008 | The mad owner from the city of Toronto, Canada laid out the red carpet for outofnowhere. What were they thinking. (City Occupied) |
| 04:49:46 - August 28th, 2008 | The ghost town of Mexicali, Mexico was stormed by kmvan02. 1 trembling defending army (3,493 troops) ran and was never seen again. 3,178 attacking troops were royally spanked. sassy retained the city, and blew raspberries at the retreating forces. (City retained) |
| 04:47:22 - August 28th, 2008 | The beautiful city of Ancona was in mourning when johneinpsg read a book of Stephen Hawking, created a black hole and disappeared in infinity. (City Unoccupied) |
| 04:46:24 - August 28th, 2008 | The industrially polluted city of Fairbanks added today to the calendar as a national holiday when nuker was last heard screaming dont tase me bro before the eerie silence. (City Unoccupied) |
| 04:44:11 - August 28th, 2008 | The prosperous city of Ancona, Italy got into a conflict over pollution with johneinpsg. 2 defending armies of elderly men (166 troops) have fallen in this battle. 212 attacking troops were left to rot on the battlefield. Draganos escaped and ran from the city...crying... (City Lost) |
| 04:43:29 - August 28th, 2008 | The politically corrupt city of San Diego descended into anarchy when kmvan02 got scared of all those armies on the doorstep all the time and fled into the woods. (City Unoccupied) |
| 04:40:58 - August 28th, 2008 | The technologically advanced city of Vijayawada, India saluted the new emperor Xavier. Perhaps things will go better this time. (City Occupied) |
| 04:40:51 - August 28th, 2008 | The mad owner from the city of Maputo, Mozambique had a prophecy about this day, when they bowed down to the new messiah Gugol_Khan. So tonight theyre gonna party like it is 1999. (City Occupied) |
| 04:40:31 - August 28th, 2008 | The industrially polluted city of San Diego, United States of America was sent reeling by kmvan02. 4 quivering defending armies (26,400 troops) died in the battle. 21,922 attacking troops went into a battle frenzy and died with honour. sassy was not sure whether or not the city was lost and had to wait till after these commercials... (City Lost) |
| 04:40:00 - August 28th, 2008 | The economically relevant city of Vijayawada was in mourning when 00oo.. read a Harry Potter book and thought he could fly with a broom. (City Unoccupied) |
| 04:39:31 - August 28th, 2008 | The pure and pristine city of Telegraph Creek descended into anarchy when nuker ran out of the city scared after thousands of citizens demonstrated against the exorbitant prices for booze and captured the distillery. The local hospital medicated hundreds of heavily drunken men. (City Unoccupied) |
| 04:38:19 - August 28th, 2008 | The emo city of Vijayawada, India had a prophecy about this day, when they bowed down to the new messiah 00oo... A statue was erected in the town square, but it was only bolted down for easy removal. (City Occupied) |
| 04:37:54 - August 28th, 2008 | The mad owner from the city of Vijayawada became a ghosttown when Xavier felt the walls closing in and decided to live out in the open. (City Unoccupied) |
| 04:37:19 - August 28th, 2008 | The peaceful, yet boring city of Maputo blew the town budget on fireworks when Gugol_Khan believed all this stress of keeping the city clean was not worth it and therefore abandoned it. (City Unoccupied) |
| 04:36:40 - August 28th, 2008 | The forgotten city of Maputo, Mozambique was attacked by vampires led by Dracula also known as Gugol_Khan. 1 well dressed army (3,585 troops) lost the attention when a hottie crossed the street and lost the battle. 1,817 attacking troops threw down their weapons and joined the Peace Corps. LuckyLuciano will have to stay online every second of every day now to make sure this never happens again. (City Lost) |
| 04:36:26 - August 28th, 2008 | The ghost town of Boise, United States of America laid out the red carpet for Xavier. So tonight theyre gonna party like it is 1999. (City Occupied) |
| 04:33:34 - August 28th, 2008 | The musical city of Boise descended into anarchy when 00oo.. read a Harry Potter book and thought he could fly with a broom. (City Unoccupied) |
| 04:32:50 - August 28th, 2008 | The once glorious city of Boise, United States of America got a new ruler named 00oo... Perhaps things will go better this time. (City Occupied) |
| 04:32:38 - August 28th, 2008 | The tree hugger city of Columbus declared a day of mourning when Hollow_Cost ran out of the city scared after thousands of citizens demonstrated against the exorbitant prices for booze and captured the distillery. The local hospital medicated hundreds of heavily drunken men. (City Unoccupied) |